1. You don't win anything on the Internet! If you receive a note saying you are the 10 000th visitor on the website and you won an Iphone 4S, careful! I am personally almost every day the 10 000th visitor of a website, and i'm not that lucky.
2. Be a good liar. If you plan to say your boss that you feel sick so you can go on a weekend, be sure that nobody will take pictures of you during this weekend, because they will be soon on your facebook or your twitter, or check your trimming on those website so your boss will not be able to see them.
3. You have to like cats, forget this, love cats, cause ythey are the ones who really control the Internet.
4. If you have a cold, don't go checking what you can do, you will discover a new tumor that you did not suspect.
5. If you have a tendency to listen the conspiracy theories may be Internet isn't a place for you.you. You will very soon be sure to be a subversive underground journalist when you are actually just a very naive person.
6. You shall watch 72 minutes of video and the number of minutes you can watch shall be 72.
7. your computer is not your girlfriend.
8. if you have good hopes for human kind, don't go on chatroulette.
9. Everything that happens on the Internet will stay on the Internet, so think twice before you post something.
10. be patient...
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